Internet community, we want to know. Are you a square, a triangle or are your distributed and seamless like a cloud. Could this be Microsoft’s new cash cow?

Steve - Ballmer Fans want to know what’s up with all of these wacky facial expressions. Although strikingly odd and humorous Bill never did stuff like this. The honest truth is we are glad you are at the helm of Microsoft. We look forward to the changes you will bring. We know that Microsoft is about to spend some serious cash on Jerry Seinfeld to lighten up Microsoft. But we think you should just save the 10+ million dollars and do the add campaigns yourself.

You almost look like Andrew Zimmerman, host of Bizarre Foods on the discovery channel.